Blue Balls

When the male balls puff up, turn blue, and hurts....Like Hell

hey dude did you get that hoe last night?

Yeah but she gave me blue balls.

by SuckMyToesDaddi February 19, 2018

blue and gold

A competition in school where the seniors and freshman (blue) go against the sophomores and juniors (gold) in dance, art, aerobics, and cheer. Students go crazy and dye their hair, buy balloons, and sing an annoying hymn of "YOU CANT STOP THE BLUE/GOLD YOU CANT STOP THE BLUE/GOLD". Oddly the most fun in the world. Lots of practice is needed but it's amazing.

JUNIOR: Yo, you freshman are gonna get owned this year for blue and gold. GOLD WILL WINN!!

FRESHMAN: Back off! You are seriously trippin' if you think that you and the sophomorons will beat the blue!

SENIOR: Did you buy blue and gold tickets yet? they're selling them ! *runs away laughing like a maniac*

by BLUE PWNS.. x33 January 18, 2008

blue moon

When a smurf moons you

JohnsonHey, look at that smurf, it's mooning us.
RichardNow that's a blue moon.

by Egolistick November 19, 2004

Blue Falafel

An anal abnormality caused by severe beatings and poundings in the anal hole causing feces and blood to appear while bruising happens and the anal skin turns into a waffle-like texture. Falafel is a Middle Eastern dish made up of ground chickpeas and it is brown and color with red tomatoes often in it. Therefore the end result of the anal beating causes it to "waffle up" and look like a falafel sandwich. Also, it sounds like its vaginal counterpart "Blue Waffle". This definition was introduced by the great philosopher Nas.

Naseer gave that a chick a Blue Falafel.

by Nasty Nas the Philosopher August 18, 2010

blue coats

A usually-derogatory term for people from "up north". This refers to the Union soldiers during the American Civil War who wore dark blue jackets and frock coats, which was actually the standard color of the Regular US Army for the past several decades leading up to War of Rebellion. (See also Yankees).

White Trash person on the porch in northern Alabama: "Hey, do y'all see thuh blue coats cummin' in thur Leen-cun towncawr down from Ohah-yuh? (Ohio)"

by Harry Balzac March 24, 2005

Blue Thunder

The act of making sweet, sweet love to a dolphin's blowhole.

"Man, I was once a lonely fisherman, floating on the seven seas in solitary gloom. Then I discovered Blue Thunder! Never before has my tackle seen such fare!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 07, 2006

Code-blue

Message given to coworkers or friends, when you notice a hot chick and you want them to check her out.

Hey Scott, it's Josh, in I.T. I got a code-blue out in the hall, you need to take a look.

by eatdirtfartdust January 14, 2009