Bottom Blast

When a bottom/submissive person does a keyboard smash out of confusion or from being flustered.

Person 1: ahgkgrtgregdsfgvgnrtrwegt
Person 2: lol you respond with a bottom blast so often i can predict when they happen
Person 1: AGU09HRTGPDFIOBGG WHAT THE FUCK
Person 2: yeah called it lmao

by Incredibly Small Child March 3, 2024

Griz Blast

When fans of the UM Grizzlies get overwhelmed by emotion

I cant wait to take a bunch of griz blasts with all my bros tonight. I hope I get a griz blast to the face!

by Soistartedblastin March 3, 2024

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.

by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024

Body Blast

When receiving fellatio you take a big hit of crack at the point of orgasm. Timing is imperative.

Last week I did a body blast with this street walker I picked up in Newark and her timing on it was impeccable!

by Feloneeus Drunk May 21, 2024

Megaplenis Blast

BOOOOOOOOM!

Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL

by Pemherz June 26, 2024

Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.

I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.

by Rob Burry June 28, 2024

God blast you

1. (v.) A common misspelling of the word "God bless you".
2. (v.) To blast the listener with God's help.

You are making me cry because of your backstory. May God blast you.

by ‌  July 3, 2024