I went home with the women from the bar last night but when I got to her house it was knee deep in trash, dishes was piled up. The typical Beaver pig so I left.
by Lizard122 February 18, 2025
Get the Beaver Pig mug.The one guy they hire with those big ass teeth. Always chewing on wires and plastic fuse boxes. Usually works on a car and then has to be pushed outside because it won’t start. If it does drive out, it won’t be long and it’ll be back again.
Damn it beaver boy!
No not that kind of Damn.
You worked on this car and now it won’t start! Go grab the dolly’s and we’ll push it outside. They’re probably over by Dan
No not that kind of Damn.
You worked on this car and now it won’t start! Go grab the dolly’s and we’ll push it outside. They’re probably over by Dan
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
Get the Beaver Boy mug.A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.
Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.
She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.
She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?
Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.
Damn, hoes be hoeing.
Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.
Damn, hoes be hoeing.
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My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.
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