squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.
“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”
by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 02, 2019
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AV Beaver

That person who creates the dam that prevents information flow from the client to the people actually doing the show.
Dude, all I want to do is take care of your show and your client. Stop being an AV Beaver.
by Soundsman February 10, 2016
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Beavers Axe

A concept or suggestion that in practice would in fact be beneficial, but only in a negligible attribute or change.

as in you change or introduce something that leads to an objectively positive effect, but the effect is functionally redundant , possibly due to the original subject having the means to perform whichever task the suggestion was aiming for, or outside negatives/positives balancing its effect out.

The suggestion may also even harm the subject when effecting or effected by other factors of the subject or its surroundings (physically or broadly).

I'm not smart so I cant think of a specific example, but you fellas get the picture!

The term stems from the fact that an axe wielding beaver already has the biological means to cut down a tree, and must now either redundantly use an axe, or even inefficiently fumble about with the axe due to its stupid animal PAW hands. Beavers can barely hold axes, also their weak.

Anyways, a beavers axe is at best neutral, and at worst less convenient.
"I mean sure the bill made my rent 50 dollars cheaper, but my utility's are still shooting up. Its just a beavers axe, Ya know?" Said Ned Flanders, in his unexpected Guest Star role on "Urban Dictionary".
by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024
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Brown Beaver

When you are performing cunalingus on a woman while she is taking a crap 💩
T was performing a brown beaver on B while she sat on the toilet taking a poo!
by TB012417 💜 April 29, 2021
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coochie beaver

a beaver that comes and takes your coochie it is really bad for all the bois
the coochie beaver is a way of telling people i want to take your coochie
by why the fuuuuuuu November 06, 2020
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athletes beaver

Foul smelling vagina.

Beaver slang for Vagina
Man you don't wanna mess with her, she's got athletes beaver man.
by Murdoc June 24, 2017
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Beaver bat

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless
by Mj2020 September 07, 2018
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