basketball height

Someone's "basketball height" is their height plus a couple inches to make themselves feel better. Also means what they'd claim to be if they were in the NBA

Joe was 5'5", but he told everyone he was 5'7". That was just his basketball height.

by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012

Irish basketball

A redhead giving a blow job, the red haed bobbing up and down looks like a basketball bouncing.

Sheila loved to go down -- deepthroat, a real Irish basketball star

by mrmott February 2, 2009

basketofstrawberrys

a ladies red fanny(when the red flag is flying)

i wanted to fuck her but a blackmand come out and said"bloodclot"

by sherie marie nash July 20, 2006

Basketball Hoop

1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.

Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007

Basketeering

The sport of riding behind a car in a laundry basket, often following a bout of "Ring-a-Ding Ditch"

Basketeering

by Doto004 April 12, 2013

BASKETBALL CROTCH

When you play basketball or any type of sport / activity then you don't wash your sweaty balls and ass. Effect is greatly intensified if you have especially hairy groin.

Ew, Rudy went to sleep with basketball crotch last night and now his leopard blanket smells like sweaty ass and balls.

by lalala730 September 13, 2017

Basketball years

The years in which a basketball player "ages". Like dog years but faster, as in a normal NBA player retires much earlier than normal jobs.

Hey man ik Coby is only like 30 but in basketball years he's like 80

by C3PO and R2 are totally gay November 7, 2017