Band 5 Incompetent

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.

That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent

by jonny bogroll the eigth April 30, 2022

Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.

Sherlock is totally a band-aid smoker.

by SingleCelledPsyk November 25, 2016

bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong December 28, 2015

mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio February 11, 2016

sit-anjo band

a band composed of banjos and sitars.

person p: i want to learn how to play the sitar
person k: i want to learn how to play the banjo
person p: lets form a sit-anjo band!!!
person k: YAYYY pickles.

by hollybananas June 25, 2010

Band's Bohemian Rhapsody

A song made by a band or artist that isn't in their usual style and/or incorporates multiple styles in one song (like in Bohemian Rhapsody). It is commonly one of their most popular songs.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard Popular Monster by Falling in Reverse?
Guy 2: No is it any good?
Guy 1: Yeah it's like the band's Bohemian Rhapsody.

by Jork381 May 13, 2021

The Gay Incest Band

An insulting name for the tv show/music group The Naked Brothers Band.

Oh boy time to watch some Nickelodeon. Hope some good shows are on, spongebob, maybe Danny phantom...oh great...it's The Gay Incest Band....

by Bassnium.exe October 02, 2023