Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022

Baked

When you have a good bledge with the boy and have a lovely doob.

Boy 1: Yes the boy you baked like?
The Boy: Aye boy I’m canny baked like boy.
Boy 1: Aye boy that’s the one like boy.
The Boy: Aye boy uno it boy.

by The Baked Boy February 9, 2022

Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.

Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.

by zinkii October 2, 2021

Bake off

get out of my way .
move right now

YO G BAKE OFF STILL.

by anonymous_who? October 8, 2021

Clam Bake

The female version of a circle jerk, i.e. A group of women masturbating together

Those girls are getting together for a clam bake!

by The love dickter October 10, 2021

Baked potato cum

1; Potato Starch

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!

by Questionable_guy September 25, 2021

bakes my mustard

That really bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese

by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021