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Evan

Evan is a dickhead of a guy, he has big ears and looks like a fat ugly monkey
by Jokeing ofc February 26, 2024
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evan chong

evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA
wow i love your evan chong
by sh3kby February 11, 2024
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Evan Darling

that guys an Evan darling if I've ever seen one.
by ohyeahbabyswagmoney September 13, 2022
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Evan

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, artistic, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. He also likes to tease his friends a lot. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make an impact for the better. He puts others before himself and he is often sinking in some form of depression. He is usually a pretty famous person on social media, most Evans have over 1k+ followers on social platforms.
"Who is that guy?"
"Oh, I'm pretty sure his name is Evan."
"Holy shit, that face is damn sexy, no homo."
"Yeah, it is, I wanna be that dude."
"Same here."
by TotallyNotTyme December 18, 2018
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Evan

An Evan is someone who is hands down ‘someboy’. A gadgie who is top drawer in banter, council and helpful information. Lives on loads of beer, loads of beak and loads of birds. Ev can be said for short.
Bod: starving me like.
Bod 2: aye, i could put some scran away like.
Evan: DiD sOmEbOdY sAy JuSt EaT? Ooooooo....
Bod 2: Yes Evan lad!
Bod 1: Someboy ev laaaaaad!
by Evbuscus April 16, 2020
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Evans

Is small but fast plays footy for his school team but has a tiny penis. He also loves to wank
“Hi Mr. Evans” said Archie
by Roscoe Evans April 18, 2022
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