This fucking guy!

Exclaim someone makes to him/herself after hearing or witnessing someone doing or saying something ridiculous and/or outrageous out of ignorance or naivety, usually the results range from mild commotion to catastrophic damage in someone's reputation.

Police: "excuse me sir, we have info that you are involved in drug trafficking."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)

Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."

Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."

by Absurd Hero May 2, 2020

Guying It Up

Two males getting it on; making out, dancing, banging, whispering sweet nothings, etc.

I saw these two dudes in the parking lot guying it up and I was like, "Oohhh HAAAYY!" and my girlfriend yelled, "hottie!!"

by poopoolarue March 4, 2011

the apple guy

the guy that your roommate is sleeping with who always walks around the apartment naked touching all of the apples.

OMFG the apple guy was at my apt. again this morning...

by hobbit125 July 22, 2008

Guy#1

Every word (almost) everyone uses on a demo of how to use a word

Guy#1: im bored
Guy#2: go to urbdic you lame dipshit

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

guy shui

like feng shui - items placed in a room for a particular reason, but only the guy that placed them there knows that reason.

after my dad picked up in the tv room i couldn't find the remote or the magazine i was reading. they were in his favorite chair - must be his "guy shui"

by Ginger Allgerd December 22, 2009

Door guy

The door guy is a yellow haired mammal with a philosophy on life that fits onto an arm tattoo. You will generally find one outside a bar, asking for your ID.

Ex: person 1: that's Tim *points*...the door guy. Person 2: *gasp*. It exists? I thought they were only in fairy tales. Person1: nah, they are as real as unicorns. And don't you forget it! *puts on sunglasses and walks off into sunset*

by Beep beep beep beeeeeeeep January 17, 2014

Guy Boner

To get a boner from a thing considered homosexual, while not actually being a homosexual.

Jerry got a guy boner when he was tackled in football practice.

by Sombrero Siesta Fiesta August 6, 2011