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Logan Paul

A species of slug that is known to inhabit the dingiest, most disgusting places known to man. This creature feeds on human waste and filth, and it is agreed upon by most zoologists that its excrement is far more vile and toxic than what it ingests as sustenance. Its mating call sounds vaguely like a popular song written by the Flobots (though anyone foolish enough to find this breed of slug suitable as a pet would vehemently deny this), and it often creates nests for itself with its own filth and excrement. For this reason, it is advisable to avoid this creature if one encounters it in the wild.
Logan Paul is known to expel waste that is much more vile than its sustenance.
by BEN drowned/Kenny McCormick September 6, 2018
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Logan Kirton

A fat fuck thinking he’s cool but nothing exept a phat incest mink
Logan kirton goes out with his cousin lol
by ComeSitOnMyCockDavid January 27, 2020
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Logan

Logan's that one kid who is very mysterious. You will never know what he may do? some days he will give you candy and some days he will give you a FINGER to the ASS.
(Nate) logan is cool
(Josh) ehhh, he is kind of a goth
(Blake) he gave me candy
(Sean) he gave me a slap to the ass
by :((((( February 18, 2022
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Logan

Stupid and has a hollow head but great at cello
Logan is mostly stupid
by Tessa-Tass queen July 4, 2017
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Logan

A fucking Chad. He is destroyer of fat ass and tight pussy. All the bitches are attracted to his gigantic monster of a cock. All his friend’s milfs want the D.
My mom said she would only go out with a Logan.
by Chad the Destroyer November 22, 2021
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Andrew Logan declaire

He is one of the sweetest, smart, funny, and amazing guys you'll ever meet. Don't mess it up. Don't run because you're scared, insecure, or depressed. He will always be there for you even when you don't deserve it. (He's also pretty hot)
Andrew Logan DeClaire is just wow
by Mmidk November 26, 2021
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Logan

He's the type of guy that you always will get stuck in a relationship with, but will end up only wanting you for sexual activity. Once you start dating him, he'll forget you even exist and pretend to "date" one of his friends to annoy another guy. You tell him it's fine, but inside you are hurt that he doesn't want to talk to you. You worry yourself that something is wrong with you. One late text he tells you that he likes you. Being too much into the rush of feelings, you decide to say you liked him back because you genuinely wanted a relationship, but you knew it was wrong once you started it. You realized it was wrong because he was the guy that dated your best friend before he dated you. The only reason you thought it was okay to date him was the fact that he and your best friend only dated for a week, and she didn't like him. You knew it was so wrong. SO wrong. A weeks later you get your heart broken when he tells you OVER TEXT that he's not ready for a relationship, and has depression problems. That you aren't important enough for him to keep this relationship going. JUST WAIT, it only gets worse. You find out he starts spreading fake rumors about you and him, and he breaks your close relationships with your friends. He also lies about having a new girlfriend the week after you break up. Logan is the type of guy that only dates you for social status, and leaves you with a broken heart.
Oh, I know a Logan! He's a manwhore and an asshole too.
by thatbaddie127 June 9, 2018
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