Lemon

A yellow thing that will probably stay yellow
and also a sour thing like you heheh

Jimmy: hey you know what's a lemon?
Joe: Yes, Jimmy. We all know what lemons are. What are you, stupid?
Jimmy: no I'm Texas.

by GeeGeeNi March 31, 2021

Lemon Juice

It is used to describe a person whose personality is either bitter, cold or sour. Or all of them honestly.

Guy: ,,Hey wanna go out with me?"
Person A: ,,No. I don't need a desperate man in my life."
Guy: ,,dang, you're such a lemon juice."

by V.greene February 3, 2022

lemon question

A Question asked by a person pretending to know far more about a subject then they do.

The question will not make sense and reveals how little they know.

, thus revealing how little they do know.

"i was talking to the new guy about the job site when he asked me how they hang drywall in the rain. That lemon question is why he doesn't work here."

by Whonose!? April 15, 2024

Dirty Lemon

Any type of tainted food that is left out and falsely give the impression that is is free and safe to eat. Usually left out by an elderly family member with initial stipulation that it is "Still good" or "Lasts longer than the label".

"Whoa, whoa, don't eat that leftover lasagna in the back, its a Dirty Lemon."

by Fertile Myrtle November 29, 2018

Lemon party

It’s three elderly men having sex.

Paul: hey Ben and sherbert wanna have sex and call it a lemon party?
Ben: ok
Sherbert: sure

by St4rb4tzz June 11, 2022

Lemon Zinger

While dumping a load on a facial, you intentionally aim for the eye, knowing you've been living on a diet solely consisting of hot sauce and acidic foods.

Quit complaining, it just a lemon zinger, now take your 20 bucks.

by Phil McKracken again August 2, 2022

Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020