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Z hujami, nie wygraz

- A phrase used in the Polish language when an individual faces a particular situation that causes them to give up all sense of hope because they realize that no matter what they do, they will not win.

- The direct Polish to English translation is “With Dicks, you’ll never win,” however, the less offensive and more proper translation is “No one ever wins when they’re dealing with SOBs.”

- Slightly similar to the English phrases “being between a rock and a hard place” and “being a small pawn in a large game,” as well as, a minuscule connection to the phrase “shit flows downstream.”
SON: What happened dad, you look very depressed?
FATHER: I got a BS speeding ticket for going 38 MPH on a 35 MPH road.
SON: You should go to court and fight that. It’s impossible not to go slightly over the speed limit while driving.
FATHER: There is no use son, “Z hujami, nie wygraz!”
by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012
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Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.
I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?
by kali0055 August 20, 2013
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Rule Z

Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.
We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.
by Rmistiff December 7, 2011
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Notorious B I G Z

A name of well to be known upcoming Rapper, aka Big Z, or Fireman. Dropping his mixtape soon. The mixtape is featuring E Squared entering yo mom's pussy.
kid: did you here that new rapper, Notorious B I G Z ?
other kid: yea hes pretty tight
by Sky Bird August 6, 2011
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Z-Balls

When a zombie apocalypse show gives you just enough to make you watch it but not enough action to satisfy.
"This new season of 'The Walking Dead' is so slow.....it's giving me a nasty case of Z-balls."
by KennedyisFunny October 30, 2011
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Z-Aksys

This is a firm that will treat all clients like family and go to lots of parties together! It swears by the proverb "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." So expect to have an amazing growth journey filled with fun. Deadlines are scary but the little elves working there will make sure you get everything on the Friday night so both can sleep and Netflix on the weekend. If you have a brand, you need Z-Aksys, no ifs or buts!
Isn't your brand missing something?

What?
Z-Aksys! Duh!
by The24x7overthinker November 24, 2021
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Z-Aksys

Someone who knows it all! Creative, funny, intelligent, diligent, and tech-savvy. A social media expert who can help you get viral, for good, of course!
Leave it to Z-Aksys please! Anything and everything.
by The24x7overthinker November 24, 2021
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