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Silly goose

(1) a person who has very odd and strange properties and characteristics. (2) a person who is awful in every way
I cannot believe Jack left you on read AGAIN! He is such a silly goose
by Ocheggy July 16, 2019
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Goosing, Goosed it!

Goosing is term that has be coined to describe a moment when a person (usually a male) has been startled and acts or reacts erratically. When the person starts “flapping about” this is a classic form of goosing. For example on COD if a player picks battle and then runs away mid fight this is Gooooosing. Any erratic behaviour is classed as goosing. But is best used to refer to or in context when a male is backing out of a battle or awkward situation to get away. Similar terms are “bottle” and “bottling it”.
Goosing, Goosed it! Ways it can be used:

he was gonna start a fight but gooosed It!

He was gonna tell her he loved her but he goooosed it.

This term was created on COD to describe moments when teams mates got scared, emotional, run away mid battle or see enemies and don’t fight. This is the most typical use of the phrases goosing and goosed it.Goosing comes from when you startle goose by the river or lake and watch it try and flap away.
by DRED FRED May 9, 2021
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Goosed

Becoming drunk by drinking too much Goose Island beer.
Dan got so goosed last night.
by ocgrad01 April 22, 2016
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The Goose

Transcendental being unbound by space and time. All of their actions are legendary, both good and bad. The Goose is loved by all.
by Theeternalgoose January 17, 2019
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Goose

When you have a whole rotation off work using vacation days and can not be ordered in.
Supervisor- I need to order you in tomorrow.
Employee- No way, I’m riding goose this rotation boss.
by Drew B 1 October 2, 2022
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Slickering the Goose

Using cum retained in your mouth from a prior blowjob to lubricate a secondary penis in preparation for anal sex.
“You might want to save some of that for slickering the goose
by Grandma Ex December 23, 2018
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Goose cream soap

Goose Cream Soap (noun)

1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.

2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.

**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”

Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
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