Driving the bus

To on the Sauce, out for pints, on an absolute mad wan

Amy “are you driving the Bus?“. Liam“ yeah I am“

by Yuppah568 September 12, 2020

Tarmac the drive

To deficate in one's underwear.
To shit yourself

Hurry up in there luv, I'm about to tarmac the drive

by The Dearth June 29, 2021

test drive

Trying something that you've recently bought for the first time, e.g. "test driving" a pack of caffeine pills bearing the brand "Tombocantuxin" to keep you awake whilst staying up late doing mountaining college assignments

I just got a pack of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, so I'm going to take them for a test drive tonight while I finish my college assignments and see if they really help me stay awake!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Plow Drive

Plow drive is anal intercourse.

Paul thought about how he would like to plow drive Megan again.

by Megan's Fan October 8, 2017

Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.

(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)

by zetazetaram May 31, 2016

Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.

"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."

by Kla31 July 30, 2022