Porndrive or Porn drive (prior copulation), is the co-drug or even catalytic effect of pornography that rapidly expanded the internet into every working mans home in the 90s who had a phone line and a screeching pussy cat sound meant you would convert in a jiffy. Sounding the bell end of vanilla phone sex. It's addictive allure can be a healthy complement to the sweet spot a balanced and beautiful mind, but be warned, find your boundaries and remember. ITS ONLY A MOVIE! they are action men and pro women, that's not real life and if you tried it at home, you could blow yourself off and break your neck, garrotte yourself or rub yourself off the genetic tree by not procreating. The porn police are on the Edge of what's legal and a few "don't try this at home" at the beginning and guide and behind the behind scenes at the end sure to cum, and much needed as BS standard. Porn empowers, but it can also subjugate. This is the one place in life where neither is wrong (see SMDrive, of 50 shades of ayg)
Something went wrong. I was lost in an amazing place online of infinite possibilities on a respectable GOV approved site, to get away from my shithole of a life and getting inspiration for a fresh start and what I really wanted and what could be achieved this was a porndrive of my soul, life and mind, I was in pure heavenly procrastination when all of a sudden the porn police turned up on my webcam and cut it off. I might have to get out there and meet some friends, how on earth do you meet people these in real life if you have no friends in the real world? Can I connect my porn to my car LCD or listen to the music videos. Another type of porn drive me thinks. I also have a little 32GB micro, that's my pornodrive, its so small it fits in my chaps eye and the portable powerbank cylindrical and smooth and fits up my arse (that last bits a joke, don't insert anything electrical in your body, only a expert in cybernetics can and stop, think, wank DONT porn and drive.
by AYG delimited November 15, 2017
Get the Porn drivemug. by kk&jj May 5, 2018
Get the the drive of shamemug. A texter who sends a text to a person or group. Usually subject doesn't pertain to any previous subject talked about. Random text usually just whining about something pertaining to their day usually..Doesn't respond to other conversations. They usually ghost when you respond to their plight and disappear
You Hi I made a great lunch anyone want to stop by? Drive by texter OMG I had a terrible day at work.. You what happened? Drive by texter I was sweating all day. You Wanna stop by for lunch? Drive by texter , doesn't answer
by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020
Get the drive by textermug. Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!
Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!
by CrashoutMaster3000 October 21, 2024
Get the Driving the Hogmug. by Liveforbob November 24, 2021
Get the BOBS DRIVE INmug. "She must of been bored at work cause when I signed on she'd filled my page with drive-by comments!"
"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"
"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"
by Lourdes Sinclair May 28, 2008
Get the drive-by commentsmug. how somebody from Pittsburgh who happens to be a huge wrestling fan thinks "pile drived" should be spelled.
You know i have a policy of not getting bear blasted, powel drived, concused, knocked the fuck out, and generally humiliated before an evidence final, sorry.
by Not Jason A December 9, 2010
Get the powel drivedmug.