conversation banana

The art of attempting to hold a conversation while drunk.

Are we both drunk trying to have a conversation banana?

by Deepuberthoughts October 5, 2017

Banana Babez

Someone who loves cool people. She also loves to shuffle and loves Anubhav
She is an emotionally gifted person and loves to play the violin

OMG THATS A BANANA BABEZ SHE IS SO SWEET AND NICE. I LOVE HER.

by Asedomaniac February 28, 2022

Banana Girl

Chavvy bitches who wear orange makeup, handbags up to their armpits and enjoy pop music. They don't understand life because their parents have way too much money, and they're often attention seeking only children. Usually found in groups of 2 or 7. Commonly named Emily.

Emily: omg i cant stop looking at myself and making strange faces as i take selfies.
Normal human: Shes a massive banana girl.

by Jablehb June 15, 2022

What's on the banana

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock

Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright

by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022

Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.

Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*

by xWhatDa April 27, 2023

Banana Hike

When two people, at least one with a penis, sneak off to perform sexual acts.

See also: 'Love rug ramble' for the lesbian alternative.

Person 1: Where have Jon and Lisa gone? They've been ages.

Person 2: Pretty sure they snook off on a banana hike.

Person 1: Ah. Typical.

by yoshi12 March 14, 2017

Banana Bugs

The sickness a woman has when she’s desperate for a dick.

She’s going to be easy tonight, I can tell by how she is acting, she’s got the ol banana bugs.

by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022