by uhohuhoh1136 June 01, 2023
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by Zelayaaa May 19, 2021
Evan H (of The Wonkette) coined this term (HGEEEIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGHHH!11! ) for the noise that Donald Trump makes when he’s on the toilet and is de-classifying documents with his mind.
HGEEEIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGHHH!11! “…he could magically declassify documents by pushing really hard like he's on the potty like HGEEEIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGHHH!11!”
by Shoeless Louis June 01, 2023
This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!
by Joho 2.0 May 12, 2012
A sex position (often utilized by the Mormon community) that involves a male and a female laying on their backs in a straight line with their feet touching one another. The sexual pleasure is derived from tickling their partners feet untill climax. Although, non Mormons and Mormons who are not entirely devout can (if practiced) preform penitration in said position.
by Solidcamraman June 14, 2024