Wannabe Oldgen

12 Year olds on roblox who think their oldgen by watching one nostalgic roblox video. Mostly saying 'i miss the old roblox ...' (they joined in 2021) and trying hard to match the classic avatar style and failing to do so miserably

god kyles such a wannabe oldgen..i mean hes in 8th grade

by oldgen Nicki;-; July 20, 2024

Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.

“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics”

by Startupedition July 20, 2024

Vampire Olivia Rodrigo

I USED TO THINK I WAS SMART BUT YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NAIVE.

THE WAY YOU SOLD ME FOR PARTS.
AS YOU USNK YOUR TEETH INTO ME!

OH...

BLOODSUCKER, FAMEFKER.

BLEEDING ME DRY,

LIKE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE..

Omg, the song.. Vampire Olivia Rodrigo Rocks!

by Vampire Olivia Rodrigo August 20, 2024

Lady Olivia

A female teacher who sleeps with an underage male student and has their baby

The Lady Olivia Mary Kay Letourneau was an American sex offender and teacher who pleaded guilty in 1997 to two counts of felony second-degree rape of a child. The male child, Vili Fualaau, was 12 years old when sexual relations first occurred. He had been her sixth-grade student at an elementary school in Burien, Washington. While awaiting sentencing, she gave birth to Fualaau's daughter.

by Lady Olivia October 4, 2023

The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.

Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw

by StonedAF October 13, 2023

An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"

Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..

by Bael Sach November 1, 2023

the ologies

Someone who takes A-Level Sociology, Criminology and Psychology

Did you know Suf does all the ologies!

by sufh16 December 12, 2023