please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

When a person thinks you're so awfrible that hate just doesn't cut it.

@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021

My La Salle Online Enrollment

(Adj.) Backward, Primitive, Inefficient, Preposterous, Foolish

(Noun) An extensive computer network full of useless surfing policies and poor server integrity.

Kira, don't be My La Salle Online Enrollment. You're bringing yourself down.

by Meg@tron August 3, 2007

Tryna get my dick wet

Get some good pussy

Ima ask mitzy to fuck. Man im tryna get my dick wet.

by Mitzysuckedmydick November 10, 2016

my dad left to get milk

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

by madahajalakaqawaeara July 1, 2022

Are you Joking my Eyes Out?

Are You Joking My Eyes Out??

Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"

Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo

Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)

by Tiffers_ps April 5, 2010

B your L on my F

Blow your Load on my Face

I'll even let you B your L on my F.

by Duff J June 8, 2009

whip my hair back and forth

You don't care what people say because of the sheer power your hair has against your foes. Haters gonna hate but they can get a real good whipping by your hair or make things feel less boring in your life! Willow makes a perfect example of this by painting people's clothes and walls and making everything less boring in the her school.

Willow's special ability whip my hair back and forth can kill Chuck Norris's beard

by Kudoesz October 24, 2010