up shit creek with no paddle

To be in a bind with no solution

A trunk full of dank and the blue lights come , on behind you, your up shit creek with no paddle

by tinab November 22, 2013

I can't make this up

To emphasize that one is telling the truth. Usually added to the end of a drawn out /dramatic situation that occured.

Keisha got her ass beat for sleeping with her friends dad last week. I can't make this up.

by dlindz May 6, 2021

putting 4 fingers up

you fuck a great amount of bitches on a daily

yo brian is putting 4 fingers up!
yo he must be having alot of bitches

by noface不　 April 21, 2022

Nut up my brothers

Squirrel for: Taking up arms (i.e. getting ready to battle).

First coined in the Sears Commercial 'Squirrel Revolt'.

(Man walks in with wife to display a bunch of squirrels cutting coupons for them)
(Head Squirrel flips table)

Squirrel: We're tired of you humans and your tyranny! Nut Up my Brothers!

(Squirrels proceed to attack the humans and vandalize their property)

by My pseudonym is already in use October 24, 2013

Mix-Em Up Meal

A type of meal, popularized by the Jewish student community in Philadelphia, in which strangers are randomly thrust together and forced to communicate, and even, dare I say, become friends. Most helpful for the shy and unpopular, but fun for all.

On April 9, the Jewish Grad Network is throwing a Mix-Em Up Meal. I'm going because I like meeting small groups of people in controlled environments!

by J&J Tubes and Tires March 17, 2010

holding up 4 fingers

Holding up 4 fingers indicates that you/ a person is down fucking bad and a big ass simp for emerson.

“Did you see your mom today? Holding up 4 fingers? She’s definitely down fucking bad and a big ass simp for emerson”

by Ballscratcherratcher June 1, 2022

Jesus Christ up the asshole

Someone so religious that they would take Jesus' dick up the asshole if the bible said so.

Dude your girlfriend would take Jesus Christ up the asshole before you.

by John OHHH YEAH January 25, 2009