ass`wipe`licker`shit

ur an asswipe 4 readin dis!

FuCk u FiNd oUt aNoThEr WaY Fagz

by DA BADDEST BITCH September 8, 2003

eat my shit and get clever

Said to a person/company/body/instituition plagarises a phrase,joke, idea and uses as their own.

Bruno Mars: "......MTV to teach me how to dougie."

Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.

by balloonus November 22, 2011

I shit you not one cent

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022

shut up one shit at a time

when 2 people are verbally fighting and your the moderater and there trying to talk shit over each other

when jr and brandford where talking at the same time bufords says shut up one shit at a time

by The Bandit May 4, 2008

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

Medical condition where you have an intense urge to take a massive dump in tupperware and put it in the fridge

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

by Btwiz June 12, 2012

Move like a shit house rat

To move very quickly if some thing is done wrong or just generally.

Did you see them then?! They move like a shit house rat'

by scouselad August 11, 2010

Reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit

Reveal the boobs and let me destroy them (motor boat, dick slap etc.)

"Hey Christy, let me reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit" said a horny Geordie one rainy, overcast day.

by Tangledhairyass. March 18, 2014