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took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.
After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.
by von groovy May 16, 2017
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oh my god they killed kenny

*kenny dies*
stan “oh my god they killed kenny
kyle “you bastards!!”
kyle * shakes fist*
by thecoon69cartman July 22, 2021
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Nothing gets past my bow

A line which Quincy says in Bloons TD 6 or Bloons TD Battles 2, which may disturb some people albeit.

Also can be used as a meme or an expression of your efforts.
"Are you kiddin' me? Nothing gets past my bow!"
by Otheruser325 January 16, 2023
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my 600 pound life culture

A person who follows a large combination of shitty habits you will find on my 600 pound life. The culture and way of life many Americans follow it involves eating like shit, being a pussy, being a fat lazy bitch, excessive leisure activity consumption, Netflix, large usage of social media.
Joe: We need to hit the gym this saturday at 11 am.
Larry: I can't I got like plans
Joe: you fat lazy bitch your plans are sleeping in, get your fat fucking ass to the fucking gym!

Larry: I mean like I can uh like uh do pushups at home.

Joe: at home my fucking ass. holy shit Mr. I'll quit drinking tomorrow. If you keep up the my 600 pound life culture you'll soon be on it. This is why you have a girlfriend that gives you sad handjobs
by BeatMeatRepeat May 8, 2023
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My favorite part of "A Winter's Ball"

This is my favorite part of "A Winter's Ball"

we're reliABLE WITH THE

L A D I E S

T H E R E A R E S O M A N Y T O D E V O U R

L A D I E S

L O O K S P R O X I M I T Y T O P O W E R

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by DrinkYourSeatbelts May 31, 2018
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oh my goblin in a pants suit

This was once said to me by AshCourt1 on wattpad and I don't know where it came from or if it's a reference to something but I now use this expression.
AshCourt1- Oh my goblin in a pants suit! That cat you have in you profile pic looks nearly identical to mine!
by catsanddogs123456 June 6, 2018
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