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Destroy Dick December

Where you finna nut so hard every day of december, the first day you gotta nut once. Then the second day twice and so on. By the end of december you wont be able to feel your left leg
Dude one: Dude its all about destroy dick December.
Dude two: yeah, im gonna beat my meat so hard i wont be able to feel my left leg bro.
by Dicksucking101 December 3, 2018
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Punch him in the dick

To crave or desire a man's penis usually in a sexual way normally though sexual intercourse. Wive's of men will say this to their husbands often to avoid suspicion that they desire another man's penis.
Husband: That guy's an asshole. Wife: I really want to punch him in the dick!
by 12345 Anonymous 54321 June 4, 2019
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Dick a la carte

n. A male booty call or side piece. The male version of a "mistress". Dick on the side, without the relationship main course.
"nah gurl he ain't my boyfriend! He just my dick a la carte."
by BobOfTheJungle July 20, 2016
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big dick mystic

A man with such a big dick it's hypnotizing.
Man I hear he is a big dick mystic.
by Waaw February 21, 2018
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kicked in the dick hole

To be finely screwed over.
To have been taken for a ride with sheer finesse.
Getting had so well that you never knew it until much later.
To complete a task without any problems.
To hit a target with pin point accuracy.
"I just checked the bank balance, we've been kicked in the dick hole!"
by jsd9632 February 14, 2012
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triple layer dick

When a guy fucks a girl in all three holes then has another girl clean his dick off with her tongue, collecting all three layers of taste.
Don't worry Patty I'm almost done, you'll get to taste that triple layer dick everyone's been talking about!
by Kevin Wolfe March 16, 2017
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dick sucking problem

A girl who is so promiscuous that it's getting her into trouble.
by Esa4 September 13, 2019
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