Bamf Man

A crime fighter similar to Jack Bauer on 24 but but a whole lot more bamf in every way

Did you see bamf man last night on tv, he saved the united states from that terorist attack?
No
It was so bamf!!

by the flying chaluppa April 12, 2009

MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august

When I was sad I needed matt man

by Ar3bel August 7, 2022

Oh man

When something doesn’t go so well you say this

Oh man that sucks

by CollyMollinsfan October 18, 2021

Oh man

Oh man

Oh man I'm soaked because of YOU!!!

by SupaMeowio February 18, 2022

Candy Man

a white van that waits outside ur school to rape u

the candy mans outside

by Hard Virgin August 7, 2020

Mon Man

A very sexy, cool, amazing girl who has an unfortunate nickname because her friends are mean.

person 1: "Why is that girl's friends calling her mon man?"

person 2: "Because she has a dick."

person 1: "Oh..."

by DaisyTheMexican December 25, 2012

blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.

Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!

by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014