one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

I love you

Definition of I love you as a person that loves you in some kind of way that day in love with you and they were married you and take care of you for the rest of their life

I love you
I also love you too

by XxxxtiktokgurlXxxx June 13, 2021

i hate kpop

a term that you must NOT say out loud in public, or on Twitter, as kpop stans will come to cancel and attack you from all 8 directions. you are advised to use this term with caution.

A: "i hate kpop!"

B: (likes kpop) "please go rot in hell and make sure you get run over by a truck before you do :)"

by YZ_0916 June 14, 2021

i

love you :)

yup <3 i love you

by will this show up 5 years l8r June 14, 2021

I dig that

Meaning, I understand or, I love that.

“I dig that girl.”

by MinocquaFuck June 15, 2021

I Want It That Way

A song by the backstreet boys that people has become annoying ever since people discovered Brooklyn 99 because now whenever its playing people always say "now number 5" and it gets really annoying please stop it so that my children can come out of the bunker. It's been 7 months please

"I want it that way"

by beeblesbeebo June 15, 2021

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021