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So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.
1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.
by Rubber Spoon November 27, 2007
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holy fucking pig shit batman

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"
by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012
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white trash chicken shit motherfucker

this is an american sayin, and is most commonly used by the ethnic origin of black/coloured race. it mean somebody who has offended you very deeply and cant think of anything to say so its the only thing that will pop into ure head. white trash is offencesive to white people, chicken shit is not the best smelling shit in the world, and motherfucker is someone who fuck there mother or other people's mother's. it is also what a few rockstars use when completely wasted out of there faces.
white guy: "hey what the hell are you doing in my refridgerator, you fucking black jamacan jungle monkey"

black guy: "im sorry what du call me"
white guy: "black jamacan jungle monkey"

black guy: "i aint a jamacan jungle monkey, you white trash chicken shit motherfucker. white trash chicken shit motherfucker offencesive to white people.
by cruise87 January 25, 2011
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gay about dat shit

A: yo man, you got a quarter?
B :yeah sure lemme get my wallet out--
A:(first guy snatches wallet and runs)
B: gay about dat shit!
by nox13 March 30, 2008
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don't shit too close to home

means don't do things in your neighborhood or where you live.
Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).
by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007
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