by @man with da flames January 4, 2019
Get the Man with da flames mug.When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.
“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”
“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”
by Papaduck January 6, 2019
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Well, I don't know what to say. Mark's been a buttplug for awhile now but if willing to give me a man oath that he can get us tickets to Peter Gabriel next weekend I'm willing to give him a chance.
by buttbuttmanman January 15, 2019
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Get the Dylan man wit a plan mug.Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018
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