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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Beluga Whale

The act of diving away from someone and mooning them on your way out above the water
I panced my sister's bikini under the water as a prank

Instead she yelled BELUGA WHALE and dove away with her bare bottom popping above the water
by Hithereandreaches January 30, 2023
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Whale the tar

Beat or thrash someone severely. Another definition of whale is to attach either verbally or physically. hit or beat someone.
The team whale the tar out of their opponent 20-2. The security officer dragged them into the lane way and started whaling the tar out of them
by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023
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Whale the tar

To verbally or physically berate or attack someone
The team whale the tar of the opposition 2-20. The security guard dragged them round the corner and whales the tar out of them.
by annoyingclodshoemoney February 16, 2023
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Whale-Ussy

"omg look at that massive Whale-ussy"
by STRATOSPHERE303 October 21, 2023
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septic tank whale

beautiful human being. confident in their body. intelligent like whales. filled with joy
damn! that sure is a good looking septic tank whale! i wish i could date her.
by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023
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septic tank whale

A person who is loving and confident in their body. They are always full of joy. Everyone loves to be around them.
by Nerdygamer557 November 19, 2023
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