One o'dem fancy "wor battle." Mah Conf-fedda-rit ancestry got tired o'dem lazy, drunken, slobs o'da nawth. General Lee put up some good fightin' for a while, but got bored with how the Nawth were a little dull in tha head. He gave up, and it 'twas a nudder vic'try for 'ar ancestry. T'day we still strong as the CON-FEEDDER-IT STATES O'A-MARE-KA.
by A Little Pinprick September 8, 2006
Get the Civil Warmug. A wonderful epic story that has been ruined by two generations of hopeless losers for whom the line between fantasy and reality is irrevocably blurred. See also geek, social dysfunction, and too much free time.
Star Wars was cool until the freaks started dressing up and standing outside movie theaters for a month!
by The Reauxton April 12, 2004
Get the star warsmug. Yes, Britian won almost all of the battles, but they were defeated at the battles that actually meant anything. France helped yes, but in the end they gained nothing other than kicking britian in the dick. although this war could have been avoidable because it was started almost entirely because of samuel adams. adams led a secret groud that constantly tryed to start a revolution, it is beilved adams or one of his men fired the first shot at lexington. Amusing.
Although this war could very well have been an english victory, they were taking care of the Napoleon wars. Thus causing britian to lose this war.
by loca October 14, 2004
Get the Revolutionary Warmug. "nigga i had to go to court today and get my child support, cause i couldnt resist dwight's war machine"
"What's the next best thing to Chuck norris's roundhouse? A war machine nigga"
"What's the next best thing to Chuck norris's roundhouse? A war machine nigga"
by Asiansensation6576464 May 8, 2008
Get the war machinemug. A gay term used when two gay people go into a dark closet and put on glow-in-the-dark condoms on and one hits their dick against the other guys dick like a star wars lightsaber battle... just in a different way.
by BonanzaGuru December 23, 2007
Get the Star Warsmug. A person is jumps on a grenade. These people are normally wounded in action received the shear ugliness of the 'nade that they deserve a Purple Heart. If a grenade jumper jumps on so many 'nades, he will win a Medal of Honor for going above and beyond the call of duty. Actually war heroes from wars are to be respected. This kind of war hero is laughed at but you want him around to be the grenade jumper that allows you to mac on a hot chick.
Dude, I saw that chick that came from your room. Ha. She had a muffin top and a camel toe. Damn man. Heres a Medal of Honor. I salute you war hero.
by GeneralEisenhower December 6, 2010
Get the war heromug. (n.) A late nineties playstation game which was really a 3D take on worms. Very good and funny, considered to be the best turn based strategy of the last century by some, despite poor multiplayer and near-impossible last level that took ages to complete since *HINT* you have to hide one pig while the rest sacrifice themselves to gas the legends.
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
Get the hogs of warmug.