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Too Legit Midget

A company that employees midgets during the seaons that they are not employed as elves. The midgets help people with disabilities which makes them letgit midgets and helps them make money.
"Yo I paid that midget to help me walk across the street! That midget is too legit!"

or

"You got a too legit midget?!"

Made famous by the Covino and Rich show
by Too Legit December 11, 2012
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Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.
Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!
by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014
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mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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Too many tups in the pen.

over crouded by men compared to women
fuck me theres "Too many tups in the pen." lads, lets go to the next pub
by welshy2k11 May 10, 2011
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smoke too tough

When your bitch is too bad, your swag is too different, so much so that someone might make an attempt in your life - that's when you're smoking too tough

i.e. what happened to our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ
Techno Mechanicus Musk, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
by ItFeltSoReal April 21, 2024
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Not Too Terribly Long

1. Taken at face value, something that's not too terribly long, like drinking a Capri-Sun or something

2a. Anything that you could do in less than 21 seconds with a group of up to 7 people, yourself included, most likely a spontaneous and satirical musical number parodying those longer, drawn out anthems everyone else has

2b. A Phineas and Ferb reference that is also not too terribly long
"And it's not too terribly long." - Final line of the Fireside Girls Anthem, which is both self-referential in nature and silently judging the real-world Girl Scouts whose anthem is, in fact, far too terribly long.
by FSG TRP. No.#46231 July 4, 2024
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too much fortnite

too much fortnite. This phenomenon has been seen a lot recently in the fortnite world. These nerds/sweats/dweebs/losers/etc. have gone too far. normalize “too much fortnite”
*solo boxes and whacks your entire team* “he plays too much fortnite
by swampitron December 10, 2023
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