The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.
Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT
by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017
Get the Cock Juggling thunder cuntmug. by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater March 29, 2024
Get the cock juggling thunder cuntmug. by anonymous August 14, 2025
Get the Thunder cookiemug. A thunder clap is when your girl goes down on your dick on last time and you nut. They call it the thunder clap for 2 reasons. 1. That's the sound her butt makes, 2. You pass out and see lightning strikes for 5 minutes
Guy 1: I just got thunder clapped
Guy 2: What was it like
Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world
Guy 2: What was it like
Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world
by Glaceon the Great November 2, 2016
Get the Thunder Clapmug. by packratt5 July 17, 2009
Get the Toasted Thundermug. Person: hey are you streaming thunderous
Person2: yea i just came back from streaming
Person1: you get 5 minutes -_-
Person2: yea i just came back from streaming
Person1: you get 5 minutes -_-
by adistrAction<3 heh December 24, 2021
Get the Thunderousmug. This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
Get the Thunder Mudmug.