Salty

In your feelings; butthurt. Not necessarily mad or pissed, although that is true in some cases.

Joey was clowning on Jane and she got all salty. She can't ever take a joke.

Stevie is salty that he didn't get the promotion even though he knew it was a long shot.

by Msgetitright December 30, 2016

Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

a salty dolphin

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises

That thi ladyboy gave me a salty dolphin for 15 bucks

by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty chinstrap

The act of blowing a load in such that in wraps from ear and around the mouth and jaw.

""Man the skin around my lips sure feels smooth after that salty chinstrap you gave me last night""

by JayLe90 September 18, 2017