Fuck Peanut

A person who is plump and shaped like a peanut in which you have sexual intercourse with

That dude brett is a real fuck peanut ;)

by MeGaShhady November 28, 2021

peanut slap

A painful slap to the nuts

Ah
I just go peanut slapped

by Optic grapefruit August 27, 2016

enlarged peanut

A sweet and kind nickname that you would use to refer to your loved ones! Typically a best friend. A large peanut!

“You remind me of an enlarged peanut!”

by Gargantuic peanut January 16, 2025

peanut butter eater

When someone licks the shit stains out of your underwear.

Tony is a peanut butter eater.

by Fagbag6969 August 19, 2016

Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

Peanut Butter Nutter

A person who's cum is very thick and heavy

Girl 1: Did you spit or swallow last night?

Girl 2: I spit, he was a peanut butter nutter!

Girl 1: OMG! Hahaha

by Mdad September 18, 2016

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022