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Jesus sandals

When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
by Funnyguy32 February 28, 2016
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Dirty Jesus

much like the dirty sanchez, but yet not... more like the Dirty Jesus
by PabloHyde October 4, 2011
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Talking Jesus

The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.
Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?
by AsianVision August 26, 2011
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Jesus Chillers

Also referred to as "JC's"

1- Freakishly comfortable flip-flops, or throwback style moccasin type footwear that one wears when bummin' it. (Like the stuff they wore in biblical days)

2- That group of motivated religious types which inhabit every college campus, have weekly meetings under the same shade tree, and attempt to lure in unsuspecting students at the nearby soda machines.
AFTER A LONG NIGHT:

Skyler: "Yo kev, lets hit up some brunch"
Kevin: "Cool, lemme get down on my Jesus chillers"
Skyler: "tight"
by SDGofNEWPORT January 6, 2009
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Jesus portal

Smoking weed mixed with DMT out of a bong.
Smoke this Jesus Portal to take a trip to a different dimension
by Midpaqqqqq May 31, 2020
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pulled a jesus

Surprising someone because they thought you were dead, or, more commonly, being gone for a long time and suddenly show up unannounced.
Guy 1: "Hey, you're back!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I pulled a Jesus."
by Wartooth June 24, 2008
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Lying for Jesus

Lying is a sin, but Lying for Jesus is good, because it brings poor, hellbound souls to him. Godspeed!
by R0-84N November 12, 2018
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