Evan

1.A man who has such big brain that part of it is stored in a pocket dimension of which he is overlord
2.A word meaning xtremely handsome

Meaning 1:
Person 1:Hey do u know evan? He’s the smartest guy in the world?!?!
Meaning 2:
Person 1:Hey u look Evan today
Person 2: Oh really?!? Thanks for the huge compliment

by li cheng January 1, 2020

Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

Evan

Guy with humongous penis

Woah Evan got big penis

by Socraycray November 22, 2021

Lola Evans

Lola Evans is the biggest wet wipe you will ever meet, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.

Ugh you know that Lola Evans girl, she’s such a wet wipe

Your such a Lola Evans

by grac1e August 1, 2021

evan

a chad who says theyre bad at everything and then immediatley after destroys everyone at it, they like bugging ppl to read/play/watch their new interest and are swag

EVAN I WILL READ HOMESTUCK I SWEAR

by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021

Evan

Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey

Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*

by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022

Evan

All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him

Man look at that Evan guy he is so hot

by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019