Evan Peters

Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.

He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!

“Hey who’s your crush?”
“Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”

by anonymous January 20, 2023

evan chong

evan chong describes a chihuahua that is shaking so much cuz it’s so small and can’t do anything else but that. it’s very cute tho. so you can only use it if it’s a cute chihuahua that’s shaking HAHAHAHA

wow i love your evan chong

by sh3kby February 11, 2024

Evan

Evan is a dickhead of a guy, he has big ears and looks like a fat ugly monkey

This guy is such an Evan

by Jokeing ofc February 26, 2024

Evan Darling

a total nigger

that guys an Evan darling if I've ever seen one.

by ohyeahbabyswagmoney September 13, 2022

Evan Quinn

Thou who's name is Evan, in which seven art thou favorite number, and red, blue, green, and black are the colors of choice.

My name is Evan Quinn.

by mr serious serious February 8, 2023

Lucas Evans

Has a short penis

Lucas evans has a short penis

by Jmoney1990 December 1, 2019

Evan

Evan is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, if you meet an Evan you will be so happy. Evan is kinda crazy at times but his friends love him for that and think hes cool. Evan is probably gay and probably has a major crush on his bestfriend (probably a Jacob or a Liam) Evan loves to have fun and go do new things and to hang out with his friends. If you have an Evan never let him go because he will change your life and be the best friend that anyone could have.

Person 1: Evan is so nice and it seems like he has a crush on his Bestfriend.

Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.

by Noobsaibot_thedamned November 23, 2021