libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey

Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.

by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020

Offline for Christmas

Offline for Christmas is a challenge taking place from the 16th to 23rd of December.

To sucessfully finish the challenge participants have to stay away from the internet, especially Social Media, for the week from the 16th to 23rd of December.

This challenge was created to get people closer together in real life and help them develop the real Christmas feeling.

James: "This year I'll finish Offline for Christmas."

Lara: "Come join me with Offline for Christmas this year. I want the real Christmas feeling so bad."

by Offline for Christmas December 15, 2019

Christmas Names

Angel, Angelina, Angelica
Meaning: all names for angel

Avery
Meaning: Elf King

Bell, Bella, Belle
As in Christmas bells, meaning: beauty

Beth, Bethany, Bethenny
As in Bethlehem, the city where Jesus Christ was born

Candi, Candy, Kandi
As in Candy Cane, or Christmas candies

Carol, Carolle, Carolina
As in Christmas carol

Christina, Christine
Meaning: follower of Christ

December
The month of Christmas

Dorothy, Dorothea
Meaning: Gift from God

Dove
As in the bird

Eira
Meaning: snow

Emmanuelle
Meaning: God is with us

Eve
Meaning: living

Faith
from the word ‘faith’

Felicity
Meaning: happiness

Grace
Meaning: Eloquence, kindness, favor

Gloria
Meaning: glory

Ginger
As in gingerbread, meaning: pure

Hermione
Meaning: The messenger

Holly
from holly tree

Hope
from the word ‘hope’

Avery is like an Elf King!

Christmas Names - Meaning: Names for christmas

by Nenna356 December 7, 2021

White Christmas

On christmas day, you give a woman a cream pie

Damn son, you plowed her thoroughly and gave her a white christmas

by Waiting Input... December 20, 2023

Christmas Adult

Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.

“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”

by GenWaller October 7, 2025

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

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by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024

January Christmas

Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.

<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.

Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.

Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.

by !JayAm! December 13, 2021