by ahshehheha February 19, 2022
Get the ratio laws mug.In any discussion about marriage, the moment a proponent compares gay marriage to the civil rights era, the argument is automatically forfeited.
Person #1: "I believe marriage is between one man and one woman."
Person #2: "Well how would that have worked in the civil rights era?! Loving v. Virginia says we all have equal protection, you're just substituting Jim Crow for Tim Crow!"
Person #1: "I invoke Vaughan's Law."
Person #2: "Dammit... you win...
Person #2: "Well how would that have worked in the civil rights era?! Loving v. Virginia says we all have equal protection, you're just substituting Jim Crow for Tim Crow!"
Person #1: "I invoke Vaughan's Law."
Person #2: "Dammit... you win...
by Duns Scotus March 4, 2014
Get the Vaughan's Law mug.The tenancy to gain skill in a particular pursuit or passion, given time expended towards its completion.
by bill schuler June 18, 2018
Get the nathan's law mug.a made-up explanation by an accountant as to why one cannot finishing consuming 5 beers without peeing
I really wanted to finish my bucket of beers at the theater but it was either my lack of testicles or the law of biology that made me have to use the bathroom prior to finishing them... I left the movie theater in shame.
by tornadochaser November 22, 2013
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Controversial Commenter: ”Listen, that guy who was shot 24 times by officers and then mauled and mutilated by police dogs was probably just resisting arrest. Protected and Served once again!”
Other Commenter: “Oh, oh you’re really following InfoChecker and Zaoist? Garbodor’s Law, Blocked.”
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by cumshitter-iF April 25, 2020
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Stranger #2: Yeah that means both their mothers are now consider, Aunother-in-Law.
Stranger #2: Yeah that means both their mothers are now consider, Aunother-in-Law.
by Sakurakage June 26, 2023
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Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.
by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020
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