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Class Clooney

The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.

When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
The Class Clooney caused a disruption when she decided to sit in the back of the class.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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Science class

Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.
Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?
by Nobody/no one gives a shit September 28, 2021
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English Class

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.
“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.
by Rowb0at May 26, 2022
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Class Delegate

Person who steals money from de university
Carlos is the class delegate and he is a jackass
by Guismo March 3, 2017
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William Shakespeare class

Noun
1.A class that is way above your level.
2. A class where everything goes over your head
3. A class where words don't make sense

As in William Shakespeare's education was equal to a graduate degree education
Archiebald: Do you have any idea what's happening in Bio?
Jack: Nah man, that's a real William Shakespeare class
by joltman_10 October 22, 2018
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Bullshit Class

A class that you don’t actually need to graduate.
I didn’t have a full schedule so I had to take a bullshit class”
by bsullivann May 27, 2024
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Class sociopath

You think he/she is just a clown based on what you see on the surface, but underneath the facade, he/she is a calculating sociopath. That was why his/her peers voted him/her class sociopath.
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021
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