February 12 2008

If you are born on this date you are such a cutie patootie and i would do anything for ur dick in me. Jk ur actuakly an asshole

Random ass: Hey! I was born February 12 2008!!
Me: die

by k4yyz.z March 13, 2023

12 Gauge

A transgender persons best friend

*transgender person* oh boy I do love my 12 gauge

by The knowledge god March 31, 2023

12 migh

When you need to yakuza jump

Guy 1: imma do a 12 migh
then

Guy 2: NONO

by Dr DIVYa October 23, 2023

Half Past 12

Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?

person: omg its half past 12
person 2: half past 12 i was all alone

by terroristman700 November 4, 2023

January 12

get back with your ex day

hey ex lets get back together it’s january 12th

by quote of the day January 11, 2024

Category 12 Earthquake

Earthquake caused by Caseoh falling down a escalator that is going uphill. This would cause a constant 12.0 Earthquake destroying countries and causing Tsunami's so powerful that the oceans will be dried out. This Earthquake will continue forever until the escalator finally stops or until Caseoh breaks the escalator.

My gawd that Category 12 Earthquake just killed Godzilla.

by KlownMan January 26, 2024

number 12

cock

number 12 cock (retarded phonk song plays in background)

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 20, 2023