Ur mom jumping on wood

This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.

Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary

by IKEA is great October 19, 2021

Ur world leader dictator

One of the worst insults, truly the pinnacle of insulting and dissing.

Tyler: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, ur dog a cat. Kryston: ur world leader dictator. World explodes, heaven collapses, Nokia cracks.

by Gaycrusader333 February 20, 2019

ur mom supe gaye

downright the greatest insult ever devised by retarded 12 year old children in playgrounds and in chat.

Billy: hey my dude how you been
Bob: Ur mom supe gaye

*Ground starts to crack*
Billy: WHat HavE YoU DoNE?
Billy:* fucking explodes*

by Gaye=Boi May 30, 2018

Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

ur mum gae lol

Something that someone in the presents of a bunch of memers will sub-consciously type into their search bar while thinking of something else while their parents are in the room.

You may laugh when you hear this, cry because your mother divorced your father because she's gay or angry because you hear this from the zoomers on the bus.

mum and dad: *mumble* *mumble*
me: I wonder what they are saying...
the search bar: ur mum gae lol

by ur mums friends cousin sherry October 18, 2021

That's what UR MOM said

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.

boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005

snom that bombs ur moms

a deadly weapon. a snom that specifically is built to bomb your mother.

Dang, that snom that bombs ur moms is so overpowered!

by snomthatbombedurmom August 14, 2021