noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
by the teej. November 9, 2010
Get the fart touchmug. Verb. The act of opening your ass cheeks and letting one loose producing a quiet to silent fart. Not to be confused with open hole gas
by definedefinition March 10, 2014
Get the open fartingmug. A pain you get in your stomach that can be intense ,you worry for a second then fart and the pain goes.
by Pyjamagirl January 27, 2009
Get the Fart Contractionmug. by J_PAPER January 8, 2015
Get the Fart Pimpmug. when ur sitting with a bunch of people and you accidently let one rip. you get up and pretend to go do something else, but you are actually just running away from your fart so no one else knew you farted.
Hean: I'm gonna go get another drink.
Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?
Matt: Bah
Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?
Matt: Bah
by knobhead September 1, 2008
Get the fart-and-runmug. The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.
by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012
Get the Fart Alarmmug. by Mr. Taters December 22, 2009
Get the Fart Snarflermug.