The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!
Mother: Um, Junior... do I hear someone passing a series of popcorn farts?
Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.
Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.
by janedough March 05, 2008
noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
by the teej. November 05, 2010
When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.
Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.
Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.
Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.
by Xavier Von Butenshire June 10, 2011
a bubbly, gurgling flatulant emission created when an individual with excessive moisture in their asscrack, or possibly just a fat ass, farts. The sound of a bog fart resembles that of the bubbles created by organic decomposition in the darkest depths of a swamp, or perhaps by the boot of an intrepid explorer being pulled from an accidental step into a peat bog, hence the term. Such a fart could also be compared to the sounds created when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman of poor personal hygiene, commonly referred to as "swamp sex."
Neelsaw always has bog farts because he's fat and doesn't wipe his ass properly. He even goes so far as to put his shitty wipes in the trash can rather than flushing them, almost as if he grew up in, most appropriately, a bog.
by the vato hombrean empire February 07, 2011
Verb. The act of opening your ass cheeks and letting one loose producing a quiet to silent fart. Not to be confused with open hole gas
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