Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift, a narcissistic woman who relies solely on adoration. She uses song writing to make money and more fame. Every time something bad happens in her perfect life we have to listen otherwise Swifty will get in a tantrum. While she makes millions from petty problems, she also tries desperately hard to relate to people and always holds grudges. Shake it off was an attempt at pop music so she could make more money and earn more loyalty from fans. The whole premise of that song was to not care, while most of her songs are about her caring and being oversensitive. An extremely greedy person who should not be as popular as she is, but as the old saying goes "fake it 'til you make it"

Taylor Swift:

Taylor: I'm just going to shake, shake, shake
Person: But you're the one who cries over nothing...
Taylor: No I don't! I'm caring, sweet and cute.
Person: You use your face to project your career and make people pity you
Taylor: You're just a hater!!!!

Person: All I'm doing is giving facts
Taylor: FANS. ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Wtf. Crazy bit-

by RealHumanBeing000000000000 December 27, 2019

Taylor Swift

Damn, Taylor Swift is undoubtedly, the best role model anyone could ask for!

Taylor Swift is so amazing. I'm so proud of her.

I love, Taylor Swift so much. I just wanna be her friend.

by Jtswift April 20, 2019

taylor swift

my wife. my best friend. my lover.

me: i LOVE taylor swift

by ccccccc13 February 7, 2022

Chuck Taylors

Overpriced plastic and cloth shoes for people who are to young to appreciate a good pair of Timberlands.

Emo guy: Notice something? (points to his Chuck Taylors in an unsubtle way)

Me: Er, no?

by mkill October 21, 2008

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down your pants and wiping your ass on the ground like an old dog.

Hank "Hey guys you wanna go planking?"

Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"

by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.

Debbie: What is he doing?
Jim: Oh Tyler is just Taylor Swifting, its the new picture meme.

by p90nub August 20, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and dragging your bare ass on the ground while someone takes a picture. An evolution of Faith Hilling, Tebowing, planking, etc.

Are you seriously still planking? That's so two thousand and late, pull your pants down and drag your ass on the ground so i can get a picture of you Taylor Swifting!

by PepeChicago August 16, 2012