worst band ever

A highly sought-after title among many musicians, including (but not limited to) Nickelback, the Beastie Boys, Aerosmith, Linkin Park and Jessica Simpson. It has been speculated that they pursue this appellation because they are unable to compete in arenas of actual merit, and so have rebelled against the established standards to create their own uniquely emetic mixture of atrocious music and popular appeal.

"Nickelback is the worst band ever."
"That's not official. Yet."

by maryla December 4, 2007

band o' asians

Packs of people of the asian persuasion. Can be found lurking in their natural habitat, collegiate libraries, on the first night of classes. Also at 2 am on a Friday night.

Often roam the stacks on horses, complete with handguns and/or machetes.
Watch out, theeeyy'lll getcha.

"There's probably a band o' asians in there."

by bemz January 14, 2010

shit-ass band

Busted, if you can even call them a band

"hey did you see busted on TOTP"
"yeh, what a shit-ass band"
"there hardly even that really are they?"

by Curtis July 9, 2004

The Best Band In the World

Quite simply, unmistakably, undeniably and without a doubt; PINK FLOYD

Hey man, let's listen to some music...

Oh, ok. What do you have in mind?

You know... Music!

OK! I'll put on some Pink Floyd.

Dude! They're the best band in the world!

by jesuitson March 1, 2009

florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack

"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."

by chicostikk August 31, 2011

mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

sit-anjo band

a band composed of banjos and sitars.

person p: i want to learn how to play the sitar
person k: i want to learn how to play the banjo
person p: lets form a sit-anjo band!!!
person k: YAYYY pickles.

by hollybananas June 28, 2010