A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.
Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.

Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
by OrangeSoda75 November 20, 2023
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Mountain Biking

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.
Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.
by Skin DIver April 11, 2022
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Mountain Lean

A mixture of the Mountain Dew Code Red soda and Mountain Dew Voltage soda that creates a purple color and looks very similar to lean but without drugs mixed in.
Max-"Yo are you drinking lean bro?"
Joey-"Nah man it's Mountain Lean it's just soda and it's pretty refreshing."
by MagicCasserole August 20, 2015
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hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.
by Blu_leef January 15, 2024
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Brokeback Mountain Fresh

A phrase based on the popular movie, Brokeback Mountain, indicating a smells good, such as any Axe Body Spray and similar fragrances is gay. A scent associated with douchebags and hipsters.
Bro, I love your cologne, it’s so Brokeback Mountain Fresh.
by Neighty1 June 27, 2019
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Mountain Dewdoo

1: Shoving a can or bottle of Mountain Dew up your butt because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.

2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.
1: Person 1: That guy is such a tool.

Person 2: We should give him a Mountain

Dewdoo.

2: Person 1: She is such a tool.

Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.
by TanAir December 09, 2013
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