Swamp possum

When a woman's vaginall area is looking like a furry possum and it smells like a swamp.
Did you hit that ? No she had a swamp possum down there.
by Swamp possum November 17, 2022
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Swamp potato

A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2.

Always hangs with the boys.
Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears

Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato
by Fizzledpee August 10, 2018
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Honey on the swamp

When two overweight burly bear men slather themselves in maple syrup and wrestle naked.
How much where tickets to go see the honey on the swamp show.
by Zynonn January 09, 2022
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Mississippi swamp

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.
by Medic130 November 08, 2021
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swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is extremely lazy.
Carol: bob don’t be such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go agin.
Carol: well bob all you do is sit around and drink all day.
by rat_excavators July 16, 2021
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swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically
Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus

(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)
by rat_excavators July 16, 2021
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swamp stomp

Swamp stomped so hard at the Liquid Stranger show last night that I tore my groin...
by choyysworth August 01, 2018
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