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Get In My Swamp

When a man, preferably fat and blue collar, builds up some vile swamp ass, then goes home and with the confidence of Shrek himself, invites his poor unsuspecting wife into the bedroom where he then proceeds to pin her down and sit bare ass on her face
"invited the ole lady into my room last night to Get in my swamp, well happy to say the divorce is going well.
by Poopyboy3 January 10, 2026
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Swamp Rot

When you fuck a man in his ass until it bleeds and pusses up, then the flesh around the sphincter rots away leaving a foul odor that smells like roadkill padussy
I just fucked him in the ass and it smelled like straight swamp rot! I think he should go to the doctor
by Santel125 January 12, 2026
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Swamp Wampus

A horrifyingly (physically or mentally) disgusting, ugly, or monstrous female that wreaks of body-odor. Named after the Swamp Wampus from Appalachian Folklore.
Meaghan is so ugly, she is such a swamp wampus.
by SwampWampus January 24, 2025
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swamp geckos

When up North take care to watch ou for the swamp geckos in the rivers and swamps.
by anonymous February 21, 2025
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nathan swamp ass

A new rare strain of swamp ass that first surfaced in Oregon, 2025
pretty gnarly case of swamp ass, might be the new strain known as "nathan swamp ass".
by Doctor A. Swamp February 27, 2025
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Swamp Sauce

A foreboding mixture of Soy Sauce and Wasabi used for dipping Sushi.
Ideally made with all available Wasabi to fulfill Masochistic desires.
Omg Shane pass the Suush, I just made the best Swamp sauce..
by Bugmage June 29, 2023
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Swamp Thing

Your penis after having anal with a woman with swamp ass.
Your momma gave me swamp thing, so nasty, I had to use a wet nap.
by Goblin Green June 29, 2023
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