A cocktail comprising of 3 or more prescription drugs, frequently used as an alternative to rohypnol, though in extreme cases has been know to result in an hero.
Two men in a club/bar:
"She's been playing hard to get all night."
"Yes but not for much longer - I just gave her a Heath Ledger surprise"
"She's been playing hard to get all night."
"Yes but not for much longer - I just gave her a Heath Ledger surprise"
by wank42 February 10, 2008
1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.
2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.
2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.
Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?
by Cum Shot Surprise November 09, 2015
noun. The act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your penis, then masturbating ravenously. The jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. When your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then cum into their mouth. The mixture of blood and semen will resemble a Strawberry Sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a Sundae.
" Lindsey loves it when Tyler gives her a Strawberry Sundae Surprise. She says " It tastes like the real thing!".
by Reginald R. Winklebottom January 01, 2012
Hot Smore Surprise - The sex act of after shitting the male stick his dick into the females anal cavity a few times before cumming pulling out and letting the female finish you off both taking shit and cum in her mouth sucking your dick clean.
Ann turned around after making bowl movements wanting a Hot Smore Surprise to both get her feces and partners cum in her mouth.
by Rofl Face April 11, 2011
After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.
by Mishaladycat February 02, 2011
by Rees Helmers April 27, 2008
when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)
by RepGnar January 13, 2011