Suicide is a real thing. If you joke about it what is wrong with you? Suicide is when people unalive (Kill) themself if for some reason you didn't know that. Most people who commit Suicide are people who are bullied. Bullying is also not ok. If you have Suicide thoughts talk with someone you trust. They might help you but if they don't really help, call 1-800-273-8255.
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A girl who likes MLB: I like Lila
Most of the MLB fans: Lila is bad go kill yourself
Me: What the fuck is wrong with you? Tell me what's wrong with Lila. You just made her commit Suicide
by somepersonwholikescheese June 25, 2022
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Going into the same room as your mom when she is mad
by Kiran min November 29, 2020
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When you know life sucks so you give up on all the dumb humans around you
If I have another math exam i‘m gonna jump off that roof, lemme do suicide
by NoHuman February 12, 2022
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Something you do after fighting with a boar and almost losing.
"Hey Jamie, how did that boar fight go?"
"Have you considered suicide you autistic fuck."
by Aks_l July 22, 2019
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When William (Bill) or Hillary Clinton kill you for your knowledge of nefarious acts
Did you hear Gary committed suicide after he saw his little sister get on that plane with Bill?
by Crash Test Opera June 13, 2021
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Definition of Suicide (Entry 1 of 3) 1a: The act of taking one's own life voluntarily or intentionally or an example b: Self-harm Political Suicide C: APOPTOSIS Cell Suicide 2. A person who commits suicide or attempts suicide. Suicidal Adjective Definition of Suicide (Entry 2 of 3): Related to or related to suicide. Suicide; Definition of Suicide Suicide (Entry 3 of 3) intransitive verb: to commit suicide transitive verb: to push (oneself) to the brink of death
I am so happy she commited suicide she should of done it early after I impregnated her ass while I was drunk.
by LEGALISE_PIRACY June 5, 2022
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The act of killing/ending the life of one's self.
Example 1: "I'm feeling suicidal."
Example 2: "I heard she committed suicide, that's so sad."
Example 3: "I attempted suicide once, and almost died."
by BioVio March 1, 2023
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