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Daytona Barking Spider

A spider that is brown and fuzzy with a lighter brown back. Commonly mistaken as a brown recluse

They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened
Bro I was sleeping in the bushes on the streets and got bit by a Daytona Barking Spider
by Rebeccm November 21, 2022
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Wild Spider

N - those little shit toddlers and babies that scream at the top of their lungs whenever they feel like it.
“Yo that wild spider is so fucking loud wtf”

“Yeah you know it those kids never shut up”
by Average CSN student October 16, 2022
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Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.
Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-
by Laglog December 2, 2024
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Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.
Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!
by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025
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Spider karma

The cosmic principle that dictates that whenever you kill a spider, a larger spider will scare you at some point in the future.
I safely catch the spider in a cup to release him outside so I can maintain good spider karma.
by anonymous October 24, 2023
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Spider Sam

Someone who likes to collect blood-sucking insects.
Look at Spider Sam. He loves to collect blood-suckers. It's why he's with Danielle.
by Lams369 November 26, 2023
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spider miu

a stupid gif that is miu iruma crawing like a fucking spider
me: *sends gif*
S: WTF IS THAT
me: that is spider miu w0r3sh!p h3R 0r D!3
S: this is why you dont have friends-
by 404_innit April 4, 2023
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