Selfie

Originally used to refer to a picture of yourself, taken by yourself.

'Selfie' now refers to a picture taken by anyone at all with literally any amount of people in it, provided you (the uploader) are in it as well.

You: "el oh el cute selfie of me and my entire graduation cohort"

"Getting real tired of your shit Samantha"

by Ahhhh Brock September 12, 2014

Selfie

Created by a drunk Australian back in 2013. Taking a picture of your face and putting it online, which wouldn't be such a great idea if you're ugly. If you're ugly, you'd get comments saying "Damn girl you're ugly" and that would hurt your feelings. If you take 10-20 selfies a day, you're probably a whore, and or don't have much of a life. Today, people have their own stick to take their so called "Selfies". better used as a sex toy. I love to photobomb selfies. Girls hate it when I do that. I nearly got killed with a selfie stick for photobombing, I'd just say it was worth it. Anyways, selfie is when you take a picture of you and your face. With usually a cool background, but nobody can see the background because it's all blurry because the camera can only focus on your face. Sometimes, people take selfies with people, which complete defeats the purpose of a selfie. It should be called a "groupie" which is even more gayer.

I'm having a seizure and I'm dying on the ground, but first, Let me take a selfie. -Takes photo- *Dies*

by That random guy thing July 26, 2015

self-detriment

blaming one's self, hurting one's self, etc
almost everything negative that you do to yourself belongs in this category

Her words were dripping with self-detriment.

by WeaBilly November 12, 2015

self-kill

literal meaning - to kill oneself, commit suicide
urban meaning - like "shoot yourself in the foot" to do or say something that causes problems for you

My brother has self-killed twice by turning down buyers for his house.

by Checkmatezero July 17, 2016

self-murder

The act of involuntarily killing one's self with exercise.

Your mind says "ENDORPHINES YASSS!" but your body just says "NOPE"

Rozanne is off to commit self-murder running in the forest!

by TwoTarts March 8, 2017

Self actualization

The kind of madness and arrogance that pushes someone to strive after perfection, being the best they can be. To be self actualized, one must emerge from their basal immaturity and embrace a new order of thought and action. The prudent recognize it to be a vane pursuit, but still indulge it for the dividends it pays in advance.

All the intellectuals old including Sigmund Freud , may be considered to have achieved self actualization for the achievements they made but at what cost one may ask. Sadness and rejection. Condemned to a life of solitude.

by milure June 9, 2018

Selfie stick

What several million years of human evolution and advances in technology gave you.

It wasn't so long ago that people just had sticks, fast forward a few millennia and with a selfie stick you can take a picture of your friends eyeball from any distance or angle, or you can take a picture of human faces. That's pretty weird, but people are pretty weird what do you expect.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018