Salty

When you are upset/just can't deal with people's shit.

That man is just done with people, he's so salty.

by Senpai Branden May 21, 2019

Salty

A person who is jealous and resentful either because of a loss or because someone else got something they didn't.

It can be used seriously, but usually it's in a joking manner.

"He's salty because he didn't get a phone when he was her age."

"They're salty 'cause that girl stole the soccer ball right from underneath them when they were about to score."

"She's so salty because she lost a game of Mario Kart."

"I'm still salty, okay?"

by ThisRandom March 13, 2021

salty giblets

The part of you that gets angry or upset over anything video game related.

"Do you think he's angry we team killed him?"

"Yea man. That hit him right in the salty giblets"

by Sabooboo July 23, 2016

salty guava

when you let a creampie dry inside your pussy

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night.

Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

salty fork

Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away

"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"

by azzFir3INSANITY August 13, 2017

Salty Coffee

Using salt in the anal cavity when performing anal sex with preferred gender.

Yo, you try that salty coffee yet?

Nah bro, that shit stings

by CO0CH13MAN February 5, 2021

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer

Hey man what's her problem?
Her husband left her and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024