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dumb queef

"Mike Johnson" kinsey stopping being a dumb queef and let's get to the casino
by Asskicker#fuckyou October 1, 2021
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Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.
“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night
by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022
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queef

a combination of air pressure and kinetic energy during the insertion of the male penis into the female vaginal entrance in the process of mating that results in bubbly sound that resembles a flatulence.
Oh my, she has queefed
by Gvcci14 February 28, 2018
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Queef Catcher

A diaper specifically designed for catching and containing any liquids or extrements that old people may release when queefing.
"Grandma, have you ever used a queef catcher? It may be useful for you."
by Kosity June 24, 2025
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badussy queef

john just let a badussy queef rip
by dat boy pussy crusher September 19, 2023
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quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
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queef-out

When somebody leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered. Also used to describe someone who leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered.
Oh my god, I almost had a Killing Frenzy but that noob queefed-out.

Johnny, you are such a queef-out in CoD!
by Drumma7 April 19, 2009
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