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dumb queef

"Mike Johnson" kinsey stopping being a dumb queef and let's get to the casino
by Asskicker#fuckyou October 1, 2021
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Man Queef

Man queef
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”
Guys, did you hear that man queef?! Someone must be happy to see me!
by Th3RealPoopMaster9000 May 12, 2022
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Toby Queef

Toby Queef made the song named Christmas in Afghanistan
by ChickenNoThanks July 8, 2023
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Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.
“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night
by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022
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Queef

Oops I just done a queef, pardon me.
by UltimateDoge March 5, 2021
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quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.
"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"
by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024
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queef-out

When somebody leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered. Also used to describe someone who leaves a CoD or Halo game before a kill is registered.
Oh my god, I almost had a Killing Frenzy but that noob queefed-out.

Johnny, you are such a queef-out in CoD!
by Drumma7 April 19, 2009
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